February 2012
60 posts
why british boys will always win
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
“I tell my piano the things I used to tell you.”
– Frederic Chopin (via atomiclanterns)
e2uilibrate:
“I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. When I feel pain, that’s when I start counting, because that’s when it really counts.” —Muhammad Ali
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
h0mequrl: "Nice Guys" →
everythingstoomainstream:
If you’re calling yourself a “nice guy”, go fuck yourself. Seriously, that is just as conceited as the “asshole” you’re supposedly not.
I just saw this facebook post about the same general cliche, girls are always ignoring the “nice guy” and fucking random assholes, FRIENDZONING THE NICE GUY BOO…
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
